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Satellite Pirates
Space Goblins salvage abandoned hardware, reroute signals and insist that every lost satellite legally belongs to the colony.
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SPACE GOBLINS
A chaotic intergalactic character universe where anyone can generate, mutate and claim a one-of-a-kind goblin avatar. No spacesuit required.
10,000+possible DNA traits
∞chaos combinations
01goblin universe
SG-LAB / SPECIMEN PREVIEWONLINE
GRIBZ-7
Unauthorized Satellite Technician
MUTATION LEVEL94.7 / COSMIC
TRANSMISSION ACTIVECOLONY STATUS AWAKENINGEARTH SATELLITES NOT SAFEGOBLIN LAB ONLINEMISSION GENERATE • MUTATE • COLLECT
Goblin
Mutation Lab
Hit the mutation switch and the lab will recode your specimen. The launch version can later be connected to real transparent character layers, metadata, wallet claiming or downloadable PFP artwork.
Void Goblin
Crater 41-B
Satellite Thief
Plasma Wrench
Nokia 3310
COSMIC
DNA HASH: SG-77B9-CR41-PLASMA // CHAOS INDEX: 97.3%
The Transmission
Humans thought space was empty. The Goblins simply preferred it that way.
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Unstable DNA
Every specimen is assembled from unusual species, helmets, gear, planets and mutation levels—giving the colony endless personality.
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Expandable Universe
The brand can grow beyond collectibles into avatars, lore drops, games, merch, animated shorts and community-created missions.
Launch Protocol
A simple launch sequence that starts fun and accessible before introducing ownership, collectibles and the deeper Space Goblins universe.
Open the Lab
Launch the site, lore and free Goblin randomizer. Let visitors create PFP-ready characters with zero wallet friction.
Spawn the Colony
Introduce saved goblins, rarity metadata, names, occupations and shareable specimen cards.
Claim Ownership
Add optional wallet connectivity, collectible minting and provenance without making crypto the front door.
Expand the Galaxy
Unlock merch, games, missions, animation, member-only mutations and character licensing opportunities.
Colony access coming online
Your Goblin Is Waiting.
Generate a specimen, mutate its DNA, save it as your profile character and join the first wave of the Space Goblins colony.
> domain........ spacegoblins.com
> lab status..... ONLINE
> colony......... UNSTABLE
> earth defense.. QUESTIONABLE
> next action.... MUTATE